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Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" Holmes asked.
Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant.
"Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke.
"Watson, you idiot. Somebody has stolen our tent!"
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2. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It’s important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.
4. It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It’s very, very important that these four women don’t know each other.
how long it takes for you to come around,
i will wait no matter how painful the time spent apart;
i will wait for you. no matter how long it goes by that
we dont talk i will wait for you, i have been waiting and
will continue to wait for you, i miss you and love you so much,
i need you and i want you.
coz until the last breath leaves my body i will wait for you.
but it seems like yesterday when I said 'I do'
And after all this time my heart still burns for you
Oh, yeah
You’re my safest place to hide
Slightly more than 736 million people around the world traveled the Internet last month, with 475,713 of them visiting Google websites and 475,262 going to Yahoo online properties, according to industry tracker ComScore.
Websites of Redmond, Washington-based software giant Microsoft were visited by 501,720 people, the rating tally revealed.
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The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your licence please?"
The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one."
"You don't have one?"
The man responds, "I lost it four times for drink driving."
The policeman is shocked. "I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?"
"I'm sorry, I can't do that."
The policeman says, "Why not?"
"I stole this car."
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8 | Audio Two - Top Billin' | Listen |
7 | Nas - The World Is Yours | Listen |
6 | Pete Rock & CL Smooth - They Reminisce Over You | Listen |
5 | Eric B & Rakim - Lyrics of Fury | Listen |
4 | 2Pac - Dear Mama | Listen |
3 | Grandmaster Flash & The Furious 5 - The Message | Listen |
2 | The Sugarhill Gang - Rapper's Delight | Listen |
1 | Common Sense - I Used To Love H.E.R. | Listen |
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Often heralded as the “hip-hop bible" by fans and critics alike, Illmatic is proof that you don’t need an hour long CD to create a classic album. Nas crammed into 39 minutes more potent material than most rappers could manufacture in twice that amount of time. With A-list producers - DJ Premier, Large Professor, Pete Rock and Q-Tip (from A Tribe Called Quest) supplying the beats, 19 year old Nasir Jones dispensed endless chains of multi-syllabic rhymes throughout the album, tossing vivid imageries and metaphors like confetti. Illmatic is the paradigm of exotic lyricism and stellar production. Not only is this the greatest hip-hop album of all time, it's the most essential hip-hop album. In fact, fans without at least one original copy of Illmatic in their collection should be written a ticket by the hip-hop police!
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- Halftime
- It Ain't Hard To Tell
- The World Is Yours
- New York State of Mind
- Memory Lane
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Sender -> Message -> ReceiverWhere messages can be sent in any medium (verbal, visual, etc..) to get certain information across.See for yourself
So it really makes me wonder whether people even take 30 seconds to think about what they are doing, when putting up signs like these. Now, I’m sure you all have at one point or another in your life seen signs like these. So please, take a moment with me, and let us honor these idiots and their totally useless (and sometimes hilarious) signs.
Fear of Spiders
Half of women and 10 per cent of men have a fear of spiders.
2. Social Phobia
Fear of being evaluated negatively in social situations.
Approximately 5.3 million American adults, or about 3.7 percent of people in this age group in a given year, have social phobia.
3. Aerophobia
Fear of flying.
4. Agoraphobia
Agoraphobia involves intense fear and avoidance of any place or situation where escape might be difficult or help unavailable in the event of developing sudden panic-like symptoms. Approximately 3.2 million American, or about 2.2 percent, have agoraphobia.
5.Claustrophobia
Fear of being trapped in small confined spaces.
6. Acrophobia
Fear of heights.
7. Emetophobia
Fear of vomit.
8. Carcinophobia
Fear of cancer.
9. Brontophobia
Fear of thunderstorms.
10.Necrophobia
Fear of death or of dead things
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I'm wearing a blouse and slacks, why?
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available@home-only.com
2.GANGULY:
nowdays@no_use.com
3.KUMBLE:
only@test_match.com
4.SACHIN:
admitted@hospital.com
5.KAIF:
good@for_nothing.com
6.SEHWAG:
consistently@out_of_form.com
7.DRAVID:
stick@crease_like_fevicol.com
8.PATHAN:
takewickets@only_with_keyna.com
9. GREG CHAPPELL
only_experiment@noresult.com
10. Munaf Patel
only_line&length@nospeed.com
11.Harbhajan Singh
no_spinpitch@nowicket.com
12. Suresh Raina
why_i_am_there@god_knows.com
10) "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
9) "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."
(Everyone has a natural voice when they write. Some people are cranky, some are funny, some are strictly business. All voices can be ok, just make sure the voice you use is your own. If you try to sound like someone or something you're not, your readers will spot the fake right away.)
Recently tried out the Opera browser after hearing some good things about it. Although it pains me to say this (I love Firefox), I was impressed. There are a lot of neat, convenient features scattered throughout the program that make browsing a lot easier. It's almost intuitive how the user interface is designed so that it seems like whenever you want to do something, Opera somehow always pops up the right option for you. I think Firefox can really learn a lot about interface design by looking at Opera.Whether you program regularly in Java, and know it like the back of your hand, or whether you're new to the language or a casual programmer, you'll make mistakes. It's natural, it's human, and guess what? You'll more than likely make the same mistakes that others do, over and over again. Here's my top ten list of errors that we all seem to make at one time or another, how to spot them, and how to fix them.
Hey people never create user pages in Myspace or any othersites like geocities,tripods etc with Mozilla Corp.'s Firefox browser makes it easy for cybercriminals to steal user information on Web sites .
The flaw lies in Firefox's Password Manager software, which can be tricked into sending password information to an attacker's Web site, said Robert Chapin, president of Chapin Information Services Inc. For this attack to work, attackers need to be able to create HTML (Hypertext Markup Language) forms on the Web site, something that is allowed on blogging and social networking sites.
Holla to all Mozilla users around the globe.In case u guys haven't noticed April 24 is the date developers plan to stop issuing security and stability fixes for the open-source browser, Mozilla said Wednesday in a note posted on the Mozilla.com Web site.So we should plan to upgrade their browser by April 24 of next year at the very latest, according to Mozilla Corp if we want Mozilla.
Is the Blog actually Declinig?????Year-end tends to be a slow cycle for actual tech news, so we spend a lot of time reading an endless stream of year-end wrap-ups and predictions for the coming year, many of which just serve to stir up buzz on the Internet. Such as …
Gartner is predicting that 2007 will mark a high-water mark for the blogging phenomenon, indicated by the thousands of individuals who are shutting down their blogs (or even more annoyingly, just letting them lie dormant). And isn’t 100 million enough of anything?
New Delhi, Dec 20: Comedy is Priyadarshan's forte and he is ending the year on a lighter note with his romantic comedy "Bhagam Bhag", which releases Friday.The film is also a comeback vehicle of Bollywood's funny man Govinda who quit acting to pursue a career in politics. However, his stint with politics was a damp squib and he is now determined to resurrect his acting prowess.
Govinda and Akshay Kumar will be seen together for the first time and they hope to elicit a great deal of laughter among audiences with their antics. In fact, their pairing is the USP of the film as both of them have proven their skill in playing comic roles several times earlier.
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1. 2Pac began calling himself Makaveli. Machiavelli was an Italian war strategist who advocated faking one's death to fool their enemies. 2Pac was a fan of Machiavelli and had read his books. Perhaps 2Pac is taking his advice?
2. 2Pac was cremated the day after he died. Since when does some one get cremated the day after a murder? There was no autopsy. Plus, no one can ask to dig up his grave like they wanted to do with Elvis and like they did with Abraham Lincoln.
3. 2Pac has completed several movies and new albums and keeps on appearing on new artist's albums. (Many of the unheard songs 2Pac has completed are unreleased and not on any albums) Why would he do so much at one time??? With so many people upset about 2Pac's death, literally anything connected with him is bound to net a whole lot of cash...
2Pac was really a legend in the Hip Hop arena with hits after hits,caught in drugs and shits like that......Was also pretty good at his creativity.He created a whole new bunch of Rap words with hidden meanings....For example take Killuminati......After a long research in this subject i kinda got the meaning for it.Basically this part of the title 'Killuminati', is made up of two words, 'Illuminati' with either 'K', or 'Kill' joined on to it, to produce Killuminati.According to Dr.Malachi York, the ILLUMINATI is: A group or sect that has actually existed since the Babylonian Empire, were Babylonian Mysticism was ILLUMINISM. The word ILLUMINATI is derived from Lucifer which means "Bearer of the Light" or "Being of extraordinary brilliance". The name ILLUMINATI was adopted by certain mystical schools in Babylon. The name ILLUMINATI has been taken or given to many groups of individuals, who practiced a doctrine of inner light or Illumination.All Secret Societies with secret grades of initiation are owned and controlled by the Illuminati, and Freemasonry is maybe the best known. The persons who control the societies and the Illuminati are occultists and Satanists, and they practice Black Magic. Their God is Lucifer.KILLUMINATI is Global Revolutionary change. A spiritual awareness, a mental change, a physical change, an a change in the destiny of AFRICAN people. They believe in the Illuminati and that all non white people are being held down, hence there has been no black presidents in the richest countries of the world etc. KILLUMINATI initiates change in the mind, body, and spirit of AFRICANS, while being conscious of the enemy, the Illuminati. A website states that "The Illuminati are the same group of elitists who brought black people to slavery, the same people who are thought by many to run the world today, with the same values and goals. They have since only changed faces and improved upon their methods of exploitation. 2Pac obviously believed in this and publicly took his stand against it, as did Martin Luther King, they both died for doing so, now is this coincidence, or the fact that the Illuminati do really rule the world? It has also been Depicted in Dan Browns Angels and Demons.........Can this be true????????If we but all the meanings together in English we see that,The meaning of Tupac's album title is:"Tupac: THE LEADER OF KILLERS OF THE ILLUMINATI"