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Thursday, December 21, 2006
Man its really shameful when someone gets you while you are drowsing off....These issues did happen with my pals.So i thought of putting it in my blog which will help them out to escape from this scenario...The truth is this came over an internal jokes alias about six years ago. I don't know it's origin, although it looks like a Letterman Top Ten.Here it goes

10) "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9) "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

8) "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"

7) "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

6) "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5) "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

4) "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

3) "The coffee machine is broken..."

2) " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."

And the #1 best thing to say or show if you get caught sleeping at your desk...

1) Check out the photo.His action speaks louder than his words




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