- Sunil Bhaskar
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" Holmes asked.
Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant.
"Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke.
"Watson, you idiot. Somebody has stolen our tent!"
2. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It’s important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.
4. It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It’s very, very important that these four women don’t know each other.
how long it takes for you to come around,
i will wait no matter how painful the time spent apart;
i will wait for you. no matter how long it goes by that
we dont talk i will wait for you, i have been waiting and
will continue to wait for you, i miss you and love you so much,
i need you and i want you.
coz until the last breath leaves my body i will wait for you.
but it seems like yesterday when I said 'I do'
And after all this time my heart still burns for you
You’re my safest place to hide
Slightly more than 736 million people around the world traveled the Internet last month, with 475,713 of them visiting Google websites and 475,262 going to Yahoo online properties, according to industry tracker ComScore.
Websites of Redmond, Washington-based software giant Microsoft were visited by 501,720 people, the rating tally revealed.
> Customer: "Heloo, can I order.."
> Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"
> Customer: "It's eh...,
> Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan
> Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile
> 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"
> Customer: "Home! How did you get all my Phone Number's?
> Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"
> Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
> Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
> Customer: "How come?"
> Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood
> and even higher Cholestrol level Sir"
> Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"
The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your licence please?"
The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one."
"You don't have one?"
The man responds, "I lost it four times for drink driving."
The policeman is shocked. "I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?"
"I'm sorry, I can't do that."
The policeman says, "Why not?"
"I stole this car."
9 | Public Enemy - Fight The Power | Listen |
8 | Audio Two - Top Billin' | Listen |
7 | Nas - The World Is Yours | Listen |
6 | Pete Rock & CL Smooth - They Reminisce Over You | Listen |
5 | Eric B & Rakim - Lyrics of Fury | Listen |
4 | 2Pac - Dear Mama | Listen |
3 | Grandmaster Flash & The Furious 5 - The Message | Listen |
2 | The Sugarhill Gang - Rapper's Delight | Listen |
1 | Common Sense - I Used To Love H.E.R. | Listen |
#1. Nas - Illmatic
Often heralded as the “hip-hop bible" by fans and critics alike, Illmatic is proof that you don’t need an hour long CD to create a classic album. Nas crammed into 39 minutes more potent material than most rappers could manufacture in twice that amount of time. With A-list producers - DJ Premier, Large Professor, Pete Rock and Q-Tip (from A Tribe Called Quest) supplying the beats, 19 year old Nasir Jones dispensed endless chains of multi-syllabic rhymes throughout the album, tossing vivid imageries and metaphors like confetti. Illmatic is the paradigm of exotic lyricism and stellar production. Not only is this the greatest hip-hop album of all time, it's the most essential hip-hop album. In fact, fans without at least one original copy of Illmatic in their collection should be written a ticket by the hip-hop police!
- Top Tracks
- It Ain't Hard To Tell
- The World Is Yours
- New York State of Mind
- Memory Lane
Dynamic Torrent Searcher 3.2
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- The size for each result is now formatted and converted to MB. This fixes the sorting issue with the Size column.
- Fixed the function which handles the uploading of a newly created definition file. The old function was most likely to return an error and/or send the wrong values to the server.
- Made some updates in the code.
- The Definitions folder includes the latest definition files.
If you get an error-message when starting DTS it means you don't have Microsoft .NET Framework 1.1 installed.
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Sender -> Message -> ReceiverWhere messages can be sent in any medium (verbal, visual, etc..) to get certain information across.See for yourself
So it really makes me wonder whether people even take 30 seconds to think about what they are doing, when putting up signs like these. Now, I’m sure you all have at one point or another in your life seen signs like these. So please, take a moment with me, and let us honor these idiots and their totally useless (and sometimes hilarious) signs.
Fear of Spiders
Half of women and 10 per cent of men have a fear of spiders.
2. Social Phobia
Fear of being evaluated negatively in social situations.
Approximately 5.3 million American adults, or about 3.7 percent of people in this age group in a given year, have social phobia.
Fear of flying.
Agoraphobia involves intense fear and avoidance of any place or situation where escape might be difficult or help unavailable in the event of developing sudden panic-like symptoms. Approximately 3.2 million American, or about 2.2 percent, have agoraphobia.
Fear of being trapped in small confined spaces.
Fear of heights.
Fear of vomit.
Fear of cancer.
Fear of thunderstorms.
Fear of death or of dead things
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I'm wearing a blouse and slacks, why?
|Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 3:47 am Post subject: Real 9-1-1 Calls, believe it or not!!|
9. GREG CHAPPELL
10. Munaf Patel
12. Suresh Raina
10) "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
9) "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."
(Everyone has a natural voice when they write. Some people are cranky, some are funny, some are strictly business. All voices can be ok, just make sure the voice you use is your own. If you try to sound like someone or something you're not, your readers will spot the fake right away.)
Whether you program regularly in Java, and know it like the back of your hand, or whether you're new to the language or a casual programmer, you'll make mistakes. It's natural, it's human, and guess what? You'll more than likely make the same mistakes that others do, over and over again. Here's my top ten list of errors that we all seem to make at one time or another, how to spot them, and how to fix them.
The flaw lies in Firefox's Password Manager software, which can be tricked into sending password information to an attacker's Web site, said Robert Chapin, president of Chapin Information Services Inc. For this attack to work, attackers need to be able to create HTML (Hypertext Markup Language) forms on the Web site, something that is allowed on blogging and social networking sites.
Is the Blog actually Declinig?????Year-end tends to be a slow cycle for actual tech news, so we spend a lot of time reading an endless stream of year-end wrap-ups and predictions for the coming year, many of which just serve to stir up buzz on the Internet. Such as …
Gartner is predicting that 2007 will mark a high-water mark for the blogging phenomenon, indicated by the thousands of individuals who are shutting down their blogs (or even more annoyingly, just letting them lie dormant). And isn’t 100 million enough of anything?
The film is also a comeback vehicle of Bollywood's funny man Govinda who quit acting to pursue a career in politics. However, his stint with politics was a damp squib and he is now determined to resurrect his acting prowess.
Govinda and Akshay Kumar will be seen together for the first time and they hope to elicit a great deal of laughter among audiences with their antics. In fact, their pairing is the USP of the film as both of them have proven their skill in playing comic roles several times earlier.
The race to return to the moon is on. Earlier this month NASA unveiled its mission statement to revisit earth's satellite and create a permanent base there. While it may become the jumping off point for further exploration of our solar system and beyond, there are more earthly prizes in sight, with some scientists believing that it has the potential to solve the world's dependence on fossil fuels.
Click settings (under performance).
Click Adjust for best performance.
Scroll to the bottom and check the last one “use visual styles on windows and buttons”.-
How to Disable XP's crap built in CD Burner
here are the instructions:
File: Scrapper.xpi (v 1.0 beta)
Size: 5 KB
Download Link: Click here to start download.
A nice little tweak for XP. M*crosoft reserve 20% of your available bandwidth for their own purposes (suspect for updates and interrogating your machine etc..)
1. 2Pac began calling himself Makaveli. Machiavelli was an Italian war strategist who advocated faking one's death to fool their enemies. 2Pac was a fan of Machiavelli and had read his books. Perhaps 2Pac is taking his advice?
2. 2Pac was cremated the day after he died. Since when does some one get cremated the day after a murder? There was no autopsy. Plus, no one can ask to dig up his grave like they wanted to do with Elvis and like they did with Abraham Lincoln.
3. 2Pac has completed several movies and new albums and keeps on appearing on new artist's albums. (Many of the unheard songs 2Pac has completed are unreleased and not on any albums) Why would he do so much at one time??? With so many people upset about 2Pac's death, literally anything connected with him is bound to net a whole lot of cash...